All I Want for Christmas Greeting Card


"All I want for Christmas is leggings that don't bust in the inner thigh and a reasonable federal government" 

Perfect for sending to your favorites at Christmas - after all, who doesn't need both of these things in their life? 


  • 5.5” x 4.25”
  • Blank inside
  • Includes envelope
  • 100 lb cardstock
  • Every design is hand-lettered then scanned
  • Designed in Denver, Colorado

About the Maker

Kiwi Schloffel created Craft Boner because she wanted to send a card that said what she was really thinking. She studied Journalism and graphic design in college and created her company in Denver. She believes in not taking everything so seriously and enjoying the little things in life.

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